[Why is there a mistletoe right above his door? Arthur is filming it for a moment, then he turns the camera to himself ( Read more... )

[The audio clicks on, but there's some slight hesitation before Arthur speaks. He really does not like opening himself up to possible exposure-- who knows who's listening, after all-- but there's a very important person he wants to speak to, and he's pretty sure he can't just filter this to her ( Read more... )

[Arthur's new and improved communicator is sitting in his cabin after his old one got destroyed by a tornado in the CES, taking a nice shot of his... door. There's no Arthur in sight. This plays for about a minute, then there's a thud and Arthur swings the door open. He's looking... like he just survived a zombie apocalypse. His clothes are ( Read more... )

There's something to be said for the truth setting you free. In my case, I think I can safely say that I'm never going to feel embarrassed again. I'm just glad to have my brain-to-mouth filter back.

[Private to Perry]
[LINEFACE.] Enjoy yourself?

[Private to Alice]
You weren't affected, were you.

[Infirmary Filter]I know some of you work with ( Read more... )

Ladies. [YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE >C Arthur holds up his hand, showing off some HIDEOUS NAIL POLISH.] I have to admit, I'm impressed you managed to keep most of the paint in the lines. [Lowering his hand now. THAT'S ENOUGH OF HIS SHAME.] But I don't think I can pull this look off. Anyone have any nail polish remover?

[OOC: CISSIE AND POSSIBLY ( Read more... )

Thanks for that, Admiral, but I didn't need a flood to tell me that cats are assholes.

I think I'll skip the personalized apologies this time. To anyone I pushed, slapped, kicked or sat on during the flood: it wasn't personal.

[OOC: WHOOPS, I posted this prematurely, because Korean keyboards are weird ( Read more... )

All things considered, that wasn't half-bad. I would've liked to have kept the hat.

[Brief pause. HEY ARTHUR, THIS MIGHT BE CALLOUS CONSIDERING ALL THE FOLKS WHO GOT SHOT.]

I hope everyone who wasn't quite as lucky is doing better now. Maybe we'll get a few quiet weeks before the Admiral's drunk driving throws something else at us.

[Warden ( Read more... )

Have you known such a savoury grief as I ( Read more... )

I know this defies all kinds of Barge superstitions, but I'm gonna come right out and say it: I'd kill for a port right now. Having missed the adventure into a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the last time I even left the boat was in January ( Read more... )

[Warden Filter]
I'm not big on speeches, so I'm going to make this quick.

[Arthur's voice is a frustrated growl right now. He sounds about ready to punch something. Also, he's hanging out by the entrance to Level 0 and keeping his voice somewhat low so Perry can't overhear. This also means that because he's by the entrance, anybody else looking ( Read more... )